Space penguins' reaction: "cautious optimism"

The space penguins of pluto breathed a collective sigh of relief when it was announced yesterday that pluto is indeed a planet, thus protectiong them from the Mongor armada that was poised to invade.

The gist of the decision is that Pluto is a Dwarf planet, as is the former moon Ceres and as is UB313. (Not to be confused with UB-40 the once popular pop reggae group).

The Mongorian overlord Robocheney could not be reached for comment.

Pluto: Planet or hunk of crap?

Well, later today all those nifty scientists will be putting on their finest labcoats and meeting in Prague to decide the fate of pluto. Apparently there are some leftwing extremists that want pluto to stay a planet when we all know the real truth: If it doesn't have America on it, it ain't God's planet.

So I pose this question to you, dear reader(s?). Do we save pluto so that the space-penguin inhabitants may live another 5,000 years, or do we declare it a non-planet, allowing for the annexation by the villainous Mongor race of reptile men?