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Showing posts with label Top Ten. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Top Ten. Show all posts

Sunday, September 03, 2006

9.) Ocean Sunfish

This is the second part of a 10 day 10 part series of blogposts, the most fucked up animals in the world. For a full list of all the entries (once they're completed) click HERE.

Generally when one thinks of as sunfish one thinks of say, a gentle Koi pond. A lone Samurai walks up and down the length of his path, lost in musings of past battles. Perhaps of loves long lost, long forgoten; of his own sacrifices and those of his ancestors. One would seldomly think of a massive 3-ton 9 foot sea cow.



The skin of the Ocean Sunfish is considered a delicacy by some, and like all people stupid enough to eat a delicacy, they're eating poison.

Nobleman: "Mmm, dear I do say, these neurotoxins are quite delicious."


Noblewoman: "Verily"


Speaking of food the Ocean Sunfish eats Jellyfish, Comb Jellies, Zooplankton, Squid and Crustaceans - because they don't have a Fudruckers under water. They are solitary animals that generally like to be left alone so they can listen to their Morrissey mixtape that their ex-boyfriends made them. They must remain alone because you don't understand them; nobody does.

They also has anal fins. It's sad that an animal with fins on their anus doesn't rank higher than #9, but that's how it goes. But buck up old buddy, you danced yourself into #9.