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Monday, August 21, 2006

Pluto: Planet or hunk of crap?


Well, later today all those nifty scientists will be putting on their finest labcoats and meeting in Prague to decide the fate of pluto. Apparently there are some leftwing extremists that want pluto to stay a planet when we all know the real truth: If it doesn't have America on it, it ain't God's planet.

So I pose this question to you, dear reader(s?). Do we save pluto so that the space-penguin inhabitants may live another 5,000 years, or do we declare it a non-planet, allowing for the annexation by the villainous Mongor race of reptile men?

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